From
The Ass of Erin Wallis
Although I appear to be producing low-grade horror comics which
are inexplicably treated as high art, I am in fact writing The
Right Way. Here are some more of my lofty projects.
Dullblazer
Every good horror writer writes disturbing ideas. I wanted to
break new ground by writing disturbing pictures:
guts, blood, eyes, body parts. Now, that's clever and original.
But DK Comics kept asking for things I wasn't comfortable with:
more panels and more text. I quit before I could properly develop
this book; in fact, before I could develop most of my plots. But
I do like Tim Bradstreet's cover - sorry, covers - for my run on
Dullblazer. They're a radical departure from all of his other
pictures of seedy loners leaning against walls, because the seedy
loners aren't vampires.
Transsexopolitan
My flagship book with all my signature riffs. Unsympathetic characters, lots of big pictures, not many words (and half of those are profane interjections), pedal-to-the-metal hype, and the feeling the script isn't quite finished. |
Ambitions
Although I have achieved a lot in my time as - I mean, in
- the industry, there are still a few things I'd like to do.
These include-
1. to
be the first writer to use the word "cunt" in a
mainstream comic.
2. to be the first writer to
use the word "cunt" on every page of a mainstream comic.
3. to use less than one panel
per page. I know it's possible. I just know it.
4. to act as a mentor to
other writers, such as Neil Gaiman or Alan Moore or Peter David.